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Home Register Advanced Search Categories Archives Authors Submit Post Find Entries Aug Buries Barry Ed In The Twilight Zone Reader Post Posted by Curt am in Barack Obama Humor Visited times so far today Rod Serling Imagine if you will a quiet suburban street in Political America. Here we see Joe Voter coming out of his pleasant domicile in pajamas and slippers to get his paper as he always does in his familiar commonplace way. This is a very typical place called Political Situation Street but little does Joe know he is about to enter the Twilight Zone Cue that famous music. Yes Joe is a typical middle of the road voter. He became a Democrat in for a couple of understandable reasons. The Iraq War was going terribly and there were no WMD s there the Republicans were spending like crazy and several scandals hit at once. Joe never could forget the awful sight of Larry Craig roller skating down his street one morning with that infamous wide stance. Now as Joe picks up his paper w! ho does he see coming but Barack Obama Hi Barry Barry is a new neighbor maybe a little strange but Joe is starting to get used to him. Ah I see you ve got your paper there Joe Yea I notice there are scandals involving Democrats now Forget about that. I think I need to explain to you something I have consistently said. Again Joe says mildly surprised. He s been doing this a lot Joe thinks to himself. Yea You see you may notice in there that the war is going a lot better. Well I am for a timetable to leave but it depends on what the generals say But I thought you said And I m going to step things up in Afghanistan But in I voted for your Party because you said AH Just ignore this jogger blogger here He s spouting nonsense A jogger blogger runs by yelling Yellow cake You got your yellow cake What s that Joe queries. They just found tons of radioactive yellow cake in Iraq. They did I don t see it in my paper here It s on p. lower left small print. Got to go Bye Just ignore that! guy Joe Barry interjects He s not legitimate . Oh Joe grunts. By the way I heard you want to drill for oil is that right Barry says smiling sweetly. Yeah darn right I do I heard there s no way you ll do that. Joe says. As I have consistently said uh uh uh forget that. Would it make you happy if I said I will drill for oil says Barry eagerly. Sure OK. I am now saying I will drill for oil Happy Barry waits expectantly. But will you really drill for oil asks Joe suspiciously. I am now saying I will drill for oil Wow Who s that coming so fast It s Nancy Pelosi on skates looking like someone is chasing her. She manages to yell to Barack on the way by. Barack I m getting out of town fast. I blocked them all from voting for drilling so you wouldn t have to be put on the spot voting against drilling. BYE She IS going fast says Joe. By the way Barry I heard Big Mac is great on spending cutting earmarks and such I was looking at your record I think I ve got to catch her Barack says smiling nervously. I ve consistently said that by the way he adds hasti! ly. NANCY NANCY Barack yells as he runs down the street. Joe takes his paper and walks up his driveway. He stops at the doorway his face showing the struggle within. He suddenly looks determined and yells into the kitchen Honey let s make plans to go to Political Town Hall today. I think I want to change my registration Rod Serling Yes Joe Voter has seen some very strange things today things you don t usually see in the normal political world. He s seen the horror of the most inexperienced novice in Presidential history changing his positions before his very eyes. Luckily for Joe he knows a way out of the horror and back to normality away from The Twilight Zone Cue that famous music again Share This entry was posted on Saturday August th at am and is filed under Barack Obama Humor . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS . feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site. Leave a reply Name Mail will not be published URI XHTML You can use t! hese tags Comment Email me if your comment is caught in spam Notify me of followup comments via e mail RNC Trip Donation Help send Skye to the Republican National Convention. Please consider donating a few bucks. All the info can be found here . Reader Post Submission For FA readers who wish to write their own post for FA. You must be a registered users if you re not registered click the register button above header picture . Post will be held in moderation and once approved by authors it will then be published. 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