Egomaniacal tyrant stalker types

Yes, everyone I am talking about those psycho ilove you I hate you if you won\'t be with me than you won\'t be with anyone types. Sound familiar? if so read on, if not read on and consider yourself warned. Have you ever had some one so obsessed with you that you are their waking thought, the only number they call through out the day, The only door they pound on until their fist is numb and or bloody, the reason they purchase a pair of night vision heat sensitive binoculars, that they\'ve called so many times in the last 8 hrs. that you have 73 missed calls 62 voicemails 23 text messages, 15 picture messages , and 5 IM\'s hell maybe even a snyper in a pear tree...Well if you have read this and found it even remotely true or applicable, I\'m here to tell you that you are the victim of yes say it with me ... An Egomaniacl Tyrant Stalker Type!!! Yes you have your very own 100% reliable obsessive compulsive Stalker!! Lucky you me and everyone else who has had this unique experie! nce to add to their book of life. Even better for those who have the lifetime goal of obtaining the \"egomaniacal tyrant stalker type\" title, This occupation is not limited to one sex. Now you not only have the option of being a male or female, but you can be of straight, lesbian, homosexual, asexual, non-sexual bisexual, even trisexual sexual orientation. You can even be a person interested in being the \"egomaniacal tyrant stalker type\" of your own pets, neighbors pets, neighbors children, and even the fat bearded lady from the circus. What a wonderful world of opportunity for any aspiring asshole!!! Hats off to ya, Mr. Colella, a once grandfatherly type neighbor figure turned public asshole 1. Now as for those who want to be stalked, I suggest contacting your nearest state psychiatric facility or abusive obsessive support group for your local area weirdos...Hope this was entertaining to those who read it, and if I hit a sore note, maybe you should invest in a lifestyle! change. ciao...
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