Egoturist: Bastard Coated Bastard w/ Bastard Filling

This sucks. I gotta wait another day for my game to come out. Warriors Orochi looks to be the shit. I love some good old mindless hack 'n' slash fun. Then next week Halo 3 comes out. What is the big fucking deal with this game? I played the first two and was like "This is just a glorified Doom with aliens". Okay, so you can do this big multi-player thing. Whoop-dee-frikken-do.

FPS' are cool and all, but I just don't see why this Halo game is being blown out of proportion. I wonder what FPS Doug is up to nowadays.

Anyways, I ended up joining Gold's Gym yesterday when I went to inquire about these free coupons I got in the mail. It was something to do and I'm on this whole exercise kick. They wheeled and dealed and I signed up. Got a cheap up front deal but it's expensive as fuck afterwards. The nice thing about it is all the hotties that litter the place, and you know they're fit. I'm just a long-neck goober with male pattern baldness and I had this tanned dark hair blue eyed honey checking me out. Her fitness pants hugged such a nice lil booty and I think she was staring at me staring at her butt. She had really piercing eyes. Tight boot. sigh.

With all this going on it got me getting a second job. I might be back in the vehicle washing industry soon. I also went to ITT today and swiped a job listing for a part time graphic designer. I'll have to whip up a resume and some quick photoshop samples to send in for this spot. It'd be nice to get something in my field that'd pay for me to be creative.

Went to Cici's for a pizza buffet and pigged out. I also got started on my script while I ate. Wrote a few pages into the first scene. Trying to write dialogue is kinda tricky. I'm wondering "Where is this going? And do people really talk like this? Who are these characters?" As the chick says 'I overthink things too much'.

I should relax and maybe check out this Yoga class at the Gym. I might have to cancel out the gym package and just keep the tanning thing. I go tanning now, too. I don't think tanning beds work on me. Other people walk out of these things all bronzed up and I'm just pale with a red splotch on my chest. Oh well. The game comes out tomorrow at the Game Stop so I'll be happy.

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Egomaniacal tyrant stalker types

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